Our Ask Billy question comes from Tom in Michigan: “Have you been watching Minx?  So many hot guys.  The blond, Dane, is really amazing.  Is he gay?”

I haven’t really looked behind the scenes on Minx on HBO Max.  But based on your question, I checked out Dane in episode 5.  He is played by Nate Crnkovich, who reminds me of a young Ted McGinley…or Steve Kmetko.  I’ve made a few discreet inquiries and learned two bits of information.  1) He was the Mr. Supranational of 2019 (a Polish beauty pageant), and B) Every inch of his kielbasa is real.  That’s all I’ve got so far, except for what you can enjoy on BillyMasters.com.

When a Minx is sporting a python, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  It’s like an episode of Wild Kingdom on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that would make Marlin Perkins blush.  If you have a question, drop a note to me at Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before Nate Crnkovich buys a vowel!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.