October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  So Jonathan Bennett decided it was time to get a mammogram!  This is not as far-fetched as you may think.  One in every 100 breast cancer cases are diagnosed in men.  Bennett’s spouse, the lovely Jaymes Vaughan, had such a scare a few years ago.  Since early detection is the best protection, Bennett thought an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.  So he plopped a pound of pecs in a vise and had them checked out.  You can see the process on BillyMasters.com.  P.S.  He’s fine.

Madonna made some headlines last week via TikTok (which all the kids love).  She was preparing to throw a pair of pink panties into the trash can.  The caption on the screen said, “If I miss, I’m Gay!”.  And then she appeared to miss the trash can on purpose.  Oh, that little minx.  None of this was news to Cassandra Peterson, who always surfaces around this time of the year.  Elvira’s alter ego said, “I wasn’t shocked.  She has always painted herself as sexually fluid.  Madonna actually hit on my girlfriend in the past!”  I have so many questions – the current girlfriend?  And how far in the past?  Eh, I’ve already lost interest.