I recently extoled the virtues of Sex/Life solely for man-meat (which is as good a reason as any).  Days later, the show was cancelled.  Look, kids, I did what I can do.  Maybe the meat wasn’t so fresh, if you catch my drift.  So, I’m answering this week’s Ask Billy question with a large amount of trepidation.  In fact, I’m not going to even mention a penis.  Nope, nary a penis will pass my lips.  Tommy from Dallas asks, “Did you ever see Pain and Glory?  What do you know about César Vicente?  Especially his [word that I will not share at this time].”

First, it’s a great film.  Antonio Banderas alongside Penelope Cruz directed by Pedro Almódovar – what’s not to like?  But I must confess I’d completely forgotten about César Vicente and his sizeable “part”.  Regarding “that scene”, Vicente reportedly had no interest in covering up between takes.  He certainly has nothing to be ashamed of.  César said the following about his character: “Sometimes he is very straight, and other times, very gay…like me.”  Of course, he said it in Spanish.  You’ll get a pretty good idea why he was so comfortable when you see the scene in question on BillyMasters.com.

When a picture is worth a thousand (or so) millimeters, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Despite my many travels, I made it back to Boston in time to celebrate Big Daddy Masters’ 90^th Birthday!  Yes, longevity is a trademark of the Masters men.  I’m happy to prove that on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that has no limits.  Should you need further convincing, drop a note to me at Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I leave a bad taste in your mouth.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.