This week’s Ask Billy question comes from Ryan in Toronto: “Have you been watching Queen Charlotte?  The two guys working for the King and Queen had a hot sex scene in Episode 2.  Are we going to see more of them?”

You see?  I did cover the royals – just not the ones you were expecting.  Ryan is asking about Brimsley and Reynolds, who work for the royal couple and are played by Sam Clemmett and Freddie Dennis.  And they sure both live to serve.  While I know nothing about them – or the show – I’m happy to show all on BillyMasters.com.

When we’re dishing royal dirt that isn’t about the Windsors, it’s definitely time to end another column.  So, lemme get this straight – the King’s son who moved to the colonies has to sit in the third row with his possibly pedophilic uncle, but the grandchildren of the Queen – who have no relation to the King – get to be little page boys?  It’s a world gone mad, much like www.BillyMasters.com – the site that makes complete sense.  If you have a question, dash it off to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I go on strike!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.