This leads beautifully into our Ask Billy question.  Randy in Miami writes, “What do you know about [Olympic rower] Robbie Manson?  I hear he’s joined OnlyFans.  How much will he show?”

One of our favorite calendars is the Warwick Rowers.  These sporty lads started showing off in 2009 to raise money and awareness against homophobia in sports.  They morphed into an organization known as Warwick Roar, and one of their more notable members was Robbie Manson, known at the time as New Zealand’s “top rower” (I’ll be the judge of that).  The two-time Olympian participated in the special 10^th anniversary calendar, which coincided with him being named the fastest rower on the planet.  Poised to participate in the 2024 Olympics, the strapping 33-year-old has indeed started an OnlyFans page.  “I can almost hear the gasps and raised eyebrows from here,” said Robbie – which begs the question…are rowers genetically inclined to hear a raised eyebrow?  He dashes some of our more base hopes.  “I haven’t gone rogue and started a secret adult film career.  No!  I’m on OnlyFans sharing artistic pictures that celebrate the human form in a tasteful and respectful manner.  Think of it as a highbrow gallery meets my rowing journey, sprinkled with a dash of cheekiness.”  I guess he’s not showing off his oar, which sucks.  But you can definitely see all four of his cheeks on BillyMasters.com.

When all these religious stories didn’t lead to a single joke about being on one’s knees, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  While you’re sculling on the web, why not check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that requires both hands!  If you have a question for me, send it off to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before ChatGPT comes up with a funny closing joke!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.