I spend a lot of time worrying about Jane Seymour.  I picture her, at night, sleeping in a big vat of Crépe Erase, only to wake up and find she’s been replaced by Kate Walsh.  Don’t get me wrong – the Grey’s Anatomy vet looks like she could use Crépe Erase.  But wait your turn.  It’s like when my beloved Lindsay Wagner started losing made-for-TV leads to Mare Winningham, of all people.  It’s just not fair.  If there’s a silver lining, it’s that Walsh is like half Seymour’s age, and looks significantly worse. 

Someone who I’m sure has vats of Crépe Erase is Vanna White, and she’s in the news – kinda.  Pat Sajak announced that he will be retiring as host of Wheel of Fortune at the end of next season.  This begs the question – what will happen to Vanna?  Well, she’s angling to take over hosting duties…an unlikely prospect at best.  While Pat would like his daughter Maggie to be considered for the gig, Ryan Seacrest is also in the running.  But wait – Whoopi Goldberg just announced on The View that she’d like the job.  Stay tuned…