Our Ask Billy question came in just under the wire.  Aaron in Texas writes, “Did you hear about that twink who filmed himself getting fucked in the Senate Chamber?  What’s the story with that?”

This story is ripped from the headlines, and I hope I can squeeze it in (that’s what he said).  The incident took place in Hart Senate Office Building Room 216, also known as the Senate Judiciary Hearing Room.  It shows a lad wearing only a black jockstrap bent over a desk and being penetrated from behind.  It was clearly shot by the top.  While the public video has been edited to protect the participants’ identities, we’ve been sent the unedited version.  The twink in question is allegedly Aidan Maese-Czeropski, a legislative aide to Maryland Senator Ben Cardin.  It’s said that he posted a private Instagram story, saying he got some “thick German sausage” in the same room where “Sonia Sotomayor had her confirmation hearing”.  And they say kids don’t care about history!  While Aidan hasn’t confirmed this publicly, Senator Cardin’s office released a brief statement: “Aidan Maese-Czeropski is no longer employed by the U.S. Senate.”  Capitol Police is “aware and looking into this”.  As to the top in question, it is rumored to be Georg Gauger, a German who is studying International Affairs – I bet he is!  If you’re interested in checking out the video, as well as some of Aidan’s other adult material, go to BillyMasters.com.  

When we’re slipping you the ol’ bratwurst, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  I smell an OnlyFans page in the making!  As if it weren’t bad enough that Aidan worked for a Democratic Senator, he also appeared in a TV ad for Joe Biden.  Well, anything to tie up the youth vote – and I suspect Aidan wouldn’t be opposed to that!  For more scintillating political coverage, check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that never holds back.  If you have a question, write to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Barry Manilow looks at another Playboy.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.