“Trump wouldn’t give an inch – just ask Stormy Daniels!”   
– Joy Behar’s quip on how one former president is responding to another one stepping aside. 
Well, some people don’t have an inch to spare.  And some of us…well, our inches runneth over.

JoJo Siwa announced plans to become a mother – and not just any mother.  “Because I’m gay and I have to plan a pregnancy much different than a straight person, I actually want to take three eggs, fertilize three eggs, and have three surrogates.  So technically, they’ll all be the same batch but they would all be born separately.”  I’m not sure exactly where she lost me – perhaps it was the word “batch”.  And if I had a problem with that word, just wait and hear what she says next.  “Those are my nuggets, and no one comes before my nuggets.”  It’s like she’s ordering babies at a McDonald’s Drive Thru!  “I’m gonna have my surrogates, my babies, then maybe their birthdays will land on different days, and they can be like triplets, but like, not.  Just so you know, there are three children – their names are Freddie, Eddie and Teddie.  I will have as many more as you want, however many more.”  I’m not exactly sure if she’s planning on having kids or buying ducks!

Most of us got to know JoJo from her appearance on Dancing with the Stars – a show that uses the term “star” loosely.  For years, I’ve heard rumors of shenanigans happening behind the scenes.  Apparently, the parent show (the UK hit Strictly Come Dancing) has been rocked with a number of verifiable incidents of bad behaviour behind the scenes – from pros kicking contestants to some unwarranted incidents of the #MeToo persuasion.  As a result, that show is making a number of changes – including having chaperones at all rehearsals.  Is this a network program or a grammar school field trip?  Do the contestants need to have their parents sign a permission slip, or would a well-worded NDA suffice?  People in a position to know say these precautions may also be implemented throughout the international incarnations of the show.  To be continued, I’m sure…