Cameron Mathison will soon be out on the open market.  “After 22 years of marriage, we have made the difficult decision to part ways,” Cam says in a joint message with wife Vanessa.  The shocking part to me is that they’ve been married for 22 years.  “We enter this new chapter with deep love, kindness, and respect for each other.”  They have a 21-year-old son and 18-year-old daughter.  One thing I think we can all agree upon is that Cameron has the furthest thing from a “dad bod” – unless your dad is…well, Cameron Mathison!

Which is a perfect segue into our Ask Billy question.  Steven in Colorado writes, “I just saw some hot photos of Tom Cruise on a beach somewhere.  What is he up to?”

Talk about a dad bod – although I’m loath to use that term until I see some proof of genetic testing.  The 61-year-old Cruise showed up shirtless on the beach of Pollensa on the island of Mallorca.  Given his diminutive stature, his proportions always looks curious in candid shots – versus his larger-than-life perfect presence on screen.  As to what he’s up to, rumor is he’ll turn up at the Closing Ceremonies of the Olympic Games.  This isn’t a big surprise, since he’s gone to a number of events.  But given that the 2028 Summer Olympics will take place in Los Angeles, the organizers are looking for a major star to tie it all together.  We’re told Cruise may drop in – literally.

When we’ve got a hankering for a baguette with some juicy Polish sausage, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  As we went to press, Zac Efron was rushed to the hospital after a “minor swimming incident” at an Ibiza pool.  I once had an incident at a pool in Ibiza.  I don’t know how minor it was – I didn’t check everyone’s IDs!  And, once again, I was sure I saw a sign that said clothing optional.  On the positive side, it did lead to a memorable weekend with the Spanish water polo team.  Some of them still write!  For other athletic adventures, check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that keeps lots of balls in the air.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I’ll get back to you before my next trip abroad.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.