“It would be Joanna Gleason in Into the Woods. 
I should have won for Anything FUCKING Goes, OK? 
I love you, Joanna, but you robbed me.”   
– Patti LuPone’s response to Aubrey Plaza’s question on Hot Ones Versus:
“While you are a three-time Tony winner, you are also a five-time Tony loser. 
Which of the actresses that beat you deserved their win the least?” 
Ladies and gentlemen, Patti LuPone – National Treasure!

Apropos of our opening quote, Patti LuPone is starring alongside Mia Farrow in a two-character play on Broadway called The Roommate.  Alas, they’re one roommate short – Miss Farrow has been stricken with Covid.  Filling in for her is the marvelous Marsha Mason.  Of course, this will ruin one joke in the show – when Farrow’s character gets a voice message from her son – unless Marsha typically gets calls from Ronan Farrow!