Our Ask Billy question made news everywhere, and yet Todd in Baltimore was the first one to tell me about it: “Is that tape of Shannon Sharpe having sex real?  Can you actually see him? I can’t find the video anywhere.”

I must confess, I had no idea who Shannon Sharpe was/is.  By now, I’m sure everyone knows that he is a very hot tight end.  Well, you’d think that alone would get my attention.  Admittedly, he’s a retired tight end, but his photos look appealing enough (he’s retired from playing football but can be seen on ESPN).  Moving onto the video.  In one of those instances you’d never find me in, Sharpe claims to have been having sex when he inadvertently recorded the tryst.  “I threw my phone on the bed, engaged in an activity.  I did not know IG Live.  I’ve never turned IG Live on so I don’t know how it works and all of a sudden my other phone started going off.”  I have to say I find this entire story somewhat suspect – especially since the phone happened to fall in a way that happened to record on Instagram Live, happened to not record any video showing him (aside from some fleeting skin), and happened to record a particularly vocal moment of coitus with some guttural moans not to be missed.  And, what do you know – prior to this nonvisual recording, there were gay rumors about Sharpe.  Call me skeptical, but you can also call on me if you want to see (or hear) all.  At BillyMasters.com, of course.

When we’re sharing a sex tape for the blind, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Alas, this unseen Michelle is the only one who knows how tight his end actually is.  But we’re staying on it and should this tight end crack open, you’ll hear about it on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that always gets to the bottom of things.  If you wanna share a tip with me (or Shannon), send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Ronan leaves me a message!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.