Our last minute “Ask Billy” question comes from James in Baltimore: “What’s going on between KJ Apa and Boston Ridge?”

Once again, you people stump me – and that hasn’t happened since that night with the hot Bulgarian amputee.  Sure, I know who KJ Apa is (Riverdale/Archie/abs), but is Boston Ridge a person or a place where you cruise men abutting Fenway Park?  Turns out, Boston Ridge is a model – although I defy anyone to show me a birth certificate with that name on it.  Apparently the boys have been besties since their childhood in New Zealand.  KJ posted a Snapchat of them in bed together – both asleep and nude (or, at the very least, shirtless).  Not really “spooning”, but I’m no expert.  I’m much more into forking.  This led lots of people to ask if KJ is the “big spoon”.  It led me to a different question – who took this photo?  Obviously it’s staged, and good for them.  I’m told it’s not all that recent.  But if you want to have fantasies of them spooning or forking or whatever people who don’t eat do in bed, be my guest.  For my part, I’m going to go get some peach cobbler – right after I post the photo on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m more interested in a hot peach cobbler than a hot nude ginger, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Since we ran late (well, we didn’t but I really want that cobbler), let me quickly remind you to check out a variety of savory beings on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that’s sugar and spice and everything nice.  I’ll be checking out my pal Christopher Titus’s new show, Doomed to Repeat, at the Tupelo Music Hall in Derry, NH on November 16^th.  Feel free to say hi if you’re in the neighborhood.  If you want to reach out from a different locale, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before the next erection…er, election!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.