Our Ask Billy question comes from Larry in Chicago, who writes, “Mario Cantone looks so hot in And Just Like That….  Is he going to be in many of the new episodes?”

You’ll be happy to know that Mario is allegedly in every single episode of the third season of And Just Like That….  and you’re right – he gives his Hot Fellas staff a run for their money in the hotness department – particularly in his curve-hugging onesie which is featured on BillyMasters.com.  Mario recently addressed the gig in an interview: “I’m the luckiest boy in the world.  I work with the best people.  I feel very safe with them, it’s comfortable, joyful”.  He credits the show with giving him financial security – particularly now in his third act.  “We’re theater people, we go from job to job, we’re television people.  Yeah, this came at the right time.”

When Mario Cantone is proving he has great timing, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  It’s true, comedians will always help you though troubling times.  Don’t forget – Mario and I grew up within spitting distance of each other.  And what’s a little saliva between friends?  For other bodily functions, check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that is never difficult to swallow.  To check that out in person, send a note along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Austin Wolf is featured on Dateline – with Keith Morrison, naturally!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.