Because I’ve sworn to keep you up to date, I have the latest chapter in Austin Wolf’s legal woes.  I think this is a good time to point out how bad our judicial system is.  Austin has been awaiting his preliminary hearing since his arrest on June 28^th of 2023!  Come on, people – get on the stick (or off the stick – depending on which bunk you’re in).  The first preliminary hearing was scheduled for July 29^th of 2024 – so, about a year after his arrest.  It was then rescheduled for August 28^th.  Then September 27^th.  And now, November 27^th.  Why the constant delays?  Rumor has it, the feds are trying to get him to plead guilty to something – anything – to move this along.  Thus far, he’s not been playing ball.  Or is he?  Maybe he’s playing a different kinda ball.  Ball in the pokey.  Stay tuned.

I’m hearing lots of rumbling about The Scissor Sisters.  It’s been about a dozen years since the group did an actual show.  Recently, the band’s social media page was updated to sport an image of TV static.  Most figured they were about to make an announcement – or be interviewed by Dan Rather!  In short order, they announced a tour of the UK and Ireland to commemorate the 20^th anniversary of their debut album going to number one in the UK.  It is rumored more countries will follow.  However, it’s not all good news.  Conspicuously absent from the reunion lineup is founding member Ana Matronic.  “She has decided not to join the tour as she has other projects she is focusing on right now,” said the statement.  Ana released her own statement: “I am currently finishing production on the first season of my history podcast Good Time Sallies which has grown into several long term research & writing projects.  With contracts signed and schedules agreed on these commitments, the time of a Scissor reunion does not allow me to join my former bandmates on this tour.  I wish the band and our fans all the best – I will be there in spirit to kiki with you!”  So, is she saying she’s turning down a global arena tour for a podcast?!