“I feel like the physical act is the least interesting thing.” –   
Daniel Craig’s response to questions about the gay sex scenes in the film Queer. 
You had me, then you lost me, 007.  But I’ll still watch it when it is released on my birthday, February 13^th.

My Thanksgiving weekend kicked off when I ran into Zendaya, who is in Boston shooting a film.  Beau Tom Holland flew in to spend time with his galpal, and who happened to be seated nearby?  Yes, that would be moi – your humble scribe.  I hear Robert Pattinson was also in town, but I didn’t see him.  What can I say?  Two’s company, three’s a crowd, and four’s a story worth writing about!

Alas, those lovely, misunderstood Menendez boys didn’t have much to be thankful for.  Days prior to the holiday, their bid to leave the pokey got delayed – if not completely scuttled.  You’ll recall Los Angeles DA George Gascón said that their verdict should be “reconsidered”, or set aside, or they should be resentenced.  And then, he lost his bid for re-election by a significant margin.  Suddenly, the boys’ hopes for a family Christmas looked less likely.  The judge requested more time to review the new evidence, and the incoming DA Nathan Hochman said he’d also like to weigh in.  Clearly this is not the done deal it once appeared to be.  I guess we’ll find out on January 30^th.

Despite being in prison for the past 35 years, Lyle recently celebrated his 21^st wedding anniversary to wife Rebecca Sneed.  It should be noted that the couple have never shared a conjugal visit…not even a handy under the table!  Now that Lyle’s release is possible, Rebecca did the unexpected – she filed for divorce!  In the understatement of the year, she said the following: “Lyle and I have been separated for a while now but remain best friends and family.”  Uh, have you ever NOT been separated?  This reminded me of something Lyle once said: “This coming November will be my 20^th wedding anniversary.  Learning to be a husband and a partner from inside a prison has been challenging.”  I think someone might wanna look up the definition of “challenging”.  My God, these two are made for each other.  But, it does make one wonder.  Why is Becky bailing now – aside from the obvious?  Perhaps the answer can be found in the curious codicil to her statement: “This is NOT a cheating scandal.”  Hmm…

Gay porn actor Arad Winwin should stick to talking erections rather than elections – especially given his fans’ reaction to his support of Trump!  People came out of the woodwork (or wherever they came from) to chastise him on social media.  Look, I don’t agree with him either, but isn’t he entitled to his opinion?  Wrong as it may be?  Of course, you’re also entitled to no longer be a fan.  Seeing photos of him, I have an opinion that he could star in an all-gay remake of Mother, Jugs & Speed.  You can have your opinion on which role he could play.