And now, time for more of Billy’s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.  One of the first things I buy every year is the annual celebrity ornament from Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.  This year’s diva is Betty Buckley, in her classic Grizabella guise.  It could also be considered an homage to the homeless situation in Los Angeles – I love a socially conscious gift that also celebrates a Broadway belter!  You can order it at BroadwayCares.org.

Because we’re all about balance, my calendar suggestion this week comes from the hot British diver Jack Laugher.  You thought I was gonna mention another name, but it can’t all be about Tom Daley and his needlework!   And, sure, Laugher ain’t gay – but since when did that stop us from appreciating the male physique?  This is Jack’s third calendar (who knew?) and the photos are really quite spectacular. Check out all his wares at JackLaugherStore.com.

When Laugher is the best medicine, it’s time for me to catch a cold and end of yet another column.  As always, you can get the freshest dish on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that doesn’t cry over melted ice cream.  We didn’t have time for an “Ask Billy” question, but can always get my attention by dropping me a note.  Dash it off to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Trump books The Village People to lead “Y.M.C.A.” at the inauguration.  Ah, if only Mike Pence were still around…he’d hang himself!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.