Last year, one of the most popular gifts we suggested was Tom Daley’s knitting kit.  Yes, you too could learn how to make a “cock cozy” with your very own hands – although, frankly, I preferred real hands keeping my cock cozy.  As with so many other hot men who have charged for their services, Tom is now giving his away.  And he’s giving them away on the public airways!  “You know me.  I love a bit of competition.  But lately, it’s been less about the pool, and more about the…wool.  So I’m super excited to announce that I’m going to be hosting a brand new knitting competition show.”  Did I miss an “old knitting competition show”?  Well, Tom’s venture will be called (wait for it) – Game of Wool.  Doesn’t that make you all a-quiver?  Or, at the very least, itchy?  A competitive knitting show?  What could be more scintillating?  C-SPAN springs to mind.  The eight-episode run will focus on amateurs creating numerous objets d’art.  It will air on UK’s Channel 4, but I’m sure you’ll be able to find it on YouTube eventually.  

And now, the final installment of Billy’s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.  We saved this one for last because you can’t get it yet.  Sexy Matteo Lane is not only a talented comedian, he’s also a good cook with a rockin’ ass (FYI, my computer autocorrected this to “he’s also a good cock”).  He has a new book coming out on April 1^st.  Your Pasta Sucks: A ‘Cookbook’, has a cover featuring Matteo bending over a pot of pasta in an apron, some undies, and a smile.  Well, he’s smiling because it’s his pasta.  You’ll smile because…well, ‘cause he’s bending over!  In fact, the bottom of the photo has this phrase: “Flip Me Over”.  Gladly.  People tell me the book is terrific – with hysterical anecdotes and some actual recipes.  You can pre-order it on Amazon.”

In our final Ask Billy question of 2024, Roger in Chicago asks, “What can you tell me about Jermelle Simon?  His character on The Upshaws is gay.  What about him?  He’s so funny…and hawt!”

Jermelle may have had a hand in his character coming out – something that happened in 2023.  He was not out at the time, but he changed that on October 11, 2024 – National Coming Out Day.  “I have decided that I am enough, and I want to thank everyone who has helped me to get to that place where I feel seen, where I feel like I belong, where I feel loved.  Thank you for providing a space where I can come on the internet and say, ‘I am a Black gay man.’”  Actually, he’s a hot Black gay man – and we’ll prove it with some sizzling snaps on BillyMasters.com.

When we’re cooking up more hot gay men, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  And that got me thinking – people come out each and every day.  Yet, the ones people always ask me about are the hot ones.  Why doesn’t anyone write in a question about some fatty who likes men?  While I ponder pounding that, let’s slip in one last-minute gift suggestion.  I bet anyone reading this would probably enjoy a membership to www.BillyMasters.com – the site that makes a perfect stocking stuffer.  In fact, I’m willing to personally do that for you – regardless of girth.  Just send a note with an address along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to cum down your chimney before the New Year!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.