Sizzling Hot Three-Way

“I don’t want to be in a relationship.  It’s not for me.  It never was…
I’m straight; everybody thinks I’m gay.  But I don’t care what I am. 
Whatever.  It doesn’t matter.  I really put blinders on…
my work, my work, my work.  Any time something gets in the way,
I just kind of block it out
.”
Hit songwriter Diane Warren setting the record straight.  She’ll have
a whole lot to block out going forward because she’s one of the
people who lost her home in the Los Angeles Fires.

For the past 25 years, I’ve called Los Angeles home.  While I’m not there right now, my heart aches for those suffering within spitting distance of my Beverly Hills adjacent abode.  As we learned, spit, a garden hose, or a pump from the pool is no match for dry weather, intense winds, and flying embers.  Still, we must look at the bright side – which for most people is seeing an outpouring of help from professionals and civilians alike.  For me, it’s seeing ridiculously hot men on TV.  A disheveled Matt Gutman was covered in soot, winding his way through flying ash and debris – and looking better than I’ll look on my best day.  ABC then cut to David Muir, overhead in a helicopter knee-to-knee with a hot fireman, and talking via remote to a cumly civilian named Jakob Brown (see him on BillyMasters.com).  Say what you will about Mrs. Muir, it takes a special kinda newsman to incorporate the famous corset scene from Gone with the Wind into coverage of a disaster.  That’s Hollywood!

Lots of folks are stepping up.  People have opened up their homes to those displaced.  Small and large businesses alike are providing goods and services to those in need.  They’re even helping orphaned animals.  Then there’s the Guitar Center.  “Did you lose musical instruments in the L.A. Fires?  Fill out our request form to get your equipment replaced at zero cost.”  It may seem insignificant to people, but it’s a great gesture.  Naturally, there’s a long history of fires and music going hand in hand.  After all, Emperor Nero allegedly fiddled while Rome burned!

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