Speidi Sues LA
“No nomination for the Oscar, but I couldn’t even
imagine that. I did get a SAG nomination,
which is really exciting.”
– Pamela Anderson is philosophical about being snubbed by
the Academy for The Last Showgirl. Still, it’s odd to hear
her even udder the word “SAG”!
As a globetrotter on a budget, I have no shame in admitting I’ve flown Spirit Air. Boston to Fort Lauderdale nonstop for $32? My Uber to the airport cost more! A middle seat on a flight less than three hours? I’ll manage. But on my last flight, I was seated next to a woman of Rubenesque proportions in a pair of Daisy Dukes and a halter top. When she sat down, virtually all of her clothes disappeared into crevices heretofore unseen while standing. She almost looked nude – and damn proud of it! She might have to think twice the next time she flies. Spirit just announced a dress code. You may not be allowed to board if you are someone “barefoot or inadequately clothed, or whose clothing or article, including body art, is lewd, obscene, or offensive in nature.” They also mention “see-through clothing, not adequately covered, exposed breasts, buttocks or other private parts.” OMG – at least three times in 2024, I could have been kicked off the plane! Oh, the shame – booted from a Spirit flight.
Fire, wind, earthquake – haven’t the poor people of California suffered enough? I have spent about 20 years not completely comprehending who Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are – and I’m proud of that. Just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in. The gruesome twosome has filed a lawsuit against the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power. Why? They claim that since the city didn’t maintain an adequate water supply, they lost their home in the fire. From a purely practical standpoint, this suit cannot prevail or the entire state would be bankrupt. From an amused standpoint – I’d really like to see Spencer Pratt stand up in open court and identify the Santa Ynez Reservoir on a map. In fact, I’ll be impressed if he can identify the state of California!
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