Someone who certainly ain’t stinky is Michael Lucas.  The gay porn performer and impresario has made an announcement – he’s going to make his bottoming debut (on film).  It’s so nice to know that even at an advanced age, it’s still possible to have firsts (why did my computer autocorrect that to “fists”?).  Mikey says, “I top probably 99 percent of the time in my personal life, but I have tried bottoming before.  I just didn’t feel comfortable doing it for everyone to see.”  Who is the lucky guy taking Lucas’ cherry – at least on screen?  That would be Louis Ricaute.  “I’ve known Louis for about 10 years, and I like him a lot.  He’s incredibly friendly and easy-going.  He’s also a great performer who I’ve topped before, and he asked me about filming a versatile scene in the past.  So I figured, ‘Why not?’  The sign will have dropped (so to speak) on LucasEntertainment.com by the time you read this, and you can see some images for the event on BillyMasters.com.

When Lucas is flipping, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  You’ll certainly flip if you head on over to www.BillyMasters.com – the site that’s versatile.  We didn’t have room to print an Ask Billy question this week, but I’m always there for you – even in private.  Send your question to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Trump and The Village People do a commercial for Crunch!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.