“I am thrilled to accept the Razzie award in so many important
categories for @megalopolisfilm, and for the distinctive honor
of being nominated as the worst director, worst screenplay,
and worst picture at a time when so few have the courage to go
against the prevailing trends of contemporary moviemaking!”
– Francis Ford Coppola begins his Razzie acceptance speech via Instagram.  Of course, one can
rebound from a Razzie.  Pamela Anderson was named Razzie Redeemer for The Last Showgirl. 
In 1996, she was named Worst New Star for the eminently more entertaining Barb Wire.

By now, we all know the answer to that – yes.  I guess he got Mitzi Gaynor’s slot.  Still, there were moments of suspense.  Kamela was coming, she wasn’t coming.  Then there was the “James Bond” sequence, a tribute that left the world asking the question, “Why?”  I know they had Dame Shirley a few years ago.  But don’t tell me Adele was busy.  Or Gladys.  I’d have killed for a Sheena!  I’m no theologian, but I’m fairly confident anyone named Culkin winning an Oscar is one of the signs of an imminent apocalypse.  Am I the only one who thinks Demi could have been in Nosferatu?  The only thing Goldie didn’t do was scream La La Land!  Lastly, I think Sean Baker was the best part of the show.