Our Ask Billy question is quite fascinating to me.  Shawn in Dallas writes: “Do you know Chad Franke Marks?  His mom Ruby was arrested for child abuse.  But he sure is pretty.”

This is like one of those stories Keith Morrison would have narrated: “Ruby Franke had it all.  Six kids, a husband, and a parenting podcast on YouTube.  Life was good for Ruby – or was it?”  While not germane to the story, Ruby and her family were members of the Mormon church and lived in Utah.  All seemed fine until an August night in 2023, when her 12-year-old son Russell escaped through a window in their home and asked a neighbor to take him to the police.  He had open wounds and duct tape and rope around parts of his body!  Police also found 9-year-old Eva in “a similar physical condition of malnourishment.”  And then there’s Chad.  He seemed fine – probably because he’d moved out of the house before these events transpired.  He became a sun-kissed blond lifeguard…nothing wrong with that.  Now he’s 20, working in real estate, and still posting online…on SnapChat.  No indication that he’s gay, but he doesn’t seem averse to showing some skin, as you’ll see on BillyMasters.com.

When Hackman’s dog was in the closet and Chad isn’t, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Looking at photos of Chad, I couldn’t help but think he’s exactly the kinda guy who would have been asked to model for A&F by their former CEO.  Of course, that’s why that CEO might end up in prison…alongside Chad’s mom!   It certainly ain’t a crime to check Chad out on  www.BillyMasters.com – the site that’s encourages you to take a little time to enjoy the view.  If you have a question for me, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Demi plays Lyle Menendez!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.