Chuck’s little boy, Luigi Mangione, is once again in hot water.  Before his court appearance on February 21^st, he requested special accommodations for his “fashion needs” – how gay is that?  His needs were a carefully chosen ensemble, which included a pair of argyle socks.  Inside the socks were two love notes – one to Luigi, and one addressed to someone named “Joan” – perhaps his drag name.  The one to Luigi said in part, “Know there are thousands of people wishing you luck.”  Although the notes were discovered before giving the clothes to Mangione, he was still allowed to wear them – including the socks.  So why was he sans socks in court?  He felt “they did not look good”.  No further questions, your honor.  As far as I’m concerned, case closed.

In a brief Ask Billy question, Henry in Baltimore asks, “Is there any update in the Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs case?  I heard more guys have come forward.”

According to new testimony, a male photographer claims he was forced to perform oral sex on Combs.  “If you suck right, I’ll make your career take off,” said the music mogul.  The photographer did indeed perform the aforementioned act to…shall we say, “completion”.  Combs told him to keep the “semen in his mouth like a squirrel” – which is odd because one rarely sees squirrels with a mouth full of semen, except on Fire Island and parts of San Francisco.  The photographer never saw Sean again – nor did the act result in anything “taking off”. 

When a man diddled Diddy, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  A picture may be worth a thousand words, but you can find both on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that doesn’t squirrel anything away!  If you have a question burning inside of you, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before we find out where Luigi is hiding his sock!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.