Filmmaker Werner Herzog made headlines last week with some advice for aspiring auteurs: “Go and get some real world experience, the more bizarre the better.”  Then he got more specific.  “Go out and work as a bouncer in a sex club.  Work as a warden in a lunatic asylum.  Go out to a cattle ranch and learn how to milk a cow.  Earn your money that way, in real life.”  This is not the first time I’ve heard someone compare a sex club to a milking ranch…but that’s another story.

I never really cared one way or the other about Steve Irwin – aside from the stingray incident, naturally.  I certainly had no use for Bindi.  Then last week I heard about Robert Irwin – who is also a child of the Crocodile Hunter.  I almost flipped past the story when I saw the headline mentioned underwear and a poisonous snake.  Well, that caught my eye!  Apparently Robert hosts the Australian edition of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!.  While I’ll likely forget that credit, there is an image that is forever seared in my mind.  The sexy 21-year-old is only wearing some hip briefs while he’s grabbing his snake – and in this case, it’s a poisonous snake wrapped around his neck.  Apparently he’s now an underwear model – and I wholeheartedly approve.  You’ll be grabbing your snake (or your hole) when you see the photos on BillyMasters.com.

It seems we cannot go a week without talking about Mid-Century Modern – which is good news for the Hulu sitcom angling for a second season.  Our Ask Billy question comes from Isaac in Miami: “I can’t believe you haven’t talked about the hot housekeeper on MCM.  He must have done nudes.  Or gay porn.  Or something.”

Well, he’s definitely done “something” – and a whole lotta it.  In fact, we’ve previously talked about Adam Hagenbuch in this very column.  He first popped up in 2016, when he played a male stripper on one of my favorite failed sitcoms, Undateable.  At the time, he Tweeted, “Shooting episodes of #SwitchedatBirth and #Undateable this week.  Still not wearing a shirt in either.  Glad my theater degree is paying off.”  And here we are, almost a decade later, and he’s still peddling the same old wares – except this time, the wares were wearing a tank top.  He has a lot in common with his MCM co-star Matt Bomer.  They were both raised in Texas, both went to Carnegie Mellon, and are both pretty nifty dancers.  Unlike the lovely Bomer (who is a child of the ‘70s), Adam was born in the 1990s!  Also, Hagenbuch claims to be straight.  As to his body…well, he isn’t shy about showing that off.  But nudes?  Well, someone sent me nude photos that are allegedly Adam.  Are they?  You can decide for yourself…on BillyMasters.com. 

When we’ll show you what you can’t even see on Hulu, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  To see more of Mr. Hagenbuch, you should head on over to www.BillyMasters.com – the site that reveals it most definitely could have been Adam and Steve!  For anything else, all you have to do is ask.  Write to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Darren Criss reveals his true self in some fan fiction about Mitzi Gaynor.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.