The Menendez brothers had a good day at their resentencing hearing.  While there were many possible outcomes, they got one that came right down in the middle.  The boys were originally sentenced to life without parole.  Their new sentence is 50 years to life – which means that since they’ve served 35 years, they are automatically eligible for parole.  What clinched the deal was when each boy took responsibility for the crime and expressed remorse.  Next stop – the parole board.  There’s also a chance that Governor Newsom will simply grant them clemency.

Cooper Koch, who played Erik Menendez in the Ryan Murphy series, nabbed a gig with and in Calvin Klein.  He’s their latest underwear model.  People are already comparing the results to the work Bruce Weber did with pole vaulter Tom Hintnaus.  Personally, I think Tom has pretty big Calvins to fill, as you’ll see on BillyMasters.com.

This leads to our Ask Billy question, which comes from Harris in Atlanta: “Who is that hot guy in the Dolce & Gabbana ad for Light Blue?  He looks so familiar.”

That would be the lovely and talented Theo James.  You recall him from the TV series The Time Traveler’s Wife, where his character had the opportunity to go back in time and perform oral sex…on himself!  His penis was also front and center in The White Lotus (season two in Sicily).  OK, so it ended up being a prosthetic.  Nothing fake about this Light Blue ad campaign, where his rock-hard abs emerge from a pair of skimpy white swimwear sporting a healthy bulge.  It took me several viewings before I figured out it was an ad for a cologne.  Catch a whiff of him at BillyMasters.com.

When I’m ready to plan a trip to LA, it’s time to end yet another column.  But that will have to wait because I’m filing this column from Europe.  You can keep track of all my exploits by checking out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that has that sweet smell of…well, let’s call it success.  If you have a question for me to tackle, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I check out some European department stores.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.