David Geffen and his husband David Armstrong are getting a divorce.  I am shocked.  Shocked that a marriage between a billionaire and a former Randy Blue boy didn’t last.  Since they only lasted two years, may I be the first ask for my blender back.  The strapping 32-year-old Armstrong (who appeared on film as “Donovan Michaels”) met Geffen when he was hired as the mogul’s personal trainer.  I’m not sure exactly what he trained him to do, but he must be awfully persuasive.  We’re told two shocking things: 82-year-old Geffen is the one who filed for divorce, and the couple didn’t have a prenup!  That fact alone should immediately trigger competency hearings!