If the Turks have a problem with a boatload of gay men, I wonder what they’d think of our Ask Billy question.  Wilt in Arizona writes, “Have you seen the photos of Elliot Page?  Man, he’s ripped!!”

I can think of nothing that would make Page any happier than that comment – including the words “man” and “ripped”.  Of course I saw the photos.  They were part of a post from Page praising coach Nolan Hansen – who, FYI founded the Trans Boxing Club (I just got an image of Hillary Swank).  Of Hansen, Page says, “He’s a brilliant teacher, not just in the way he breaks down complex movements, but also in his strategic understanding of boxing and his thoughtful approach to the psychological side of the sport.”  I dunno about all that, but the abs speak for themselves, on BillyMasters.com.

When Elliot is turning my head, it’s time to end yet another column.  And just like that…I’m back in the States!  Well, I will be by the time you read this.  It’s been a long trip and I’m ready to wrap up this long column.  But let me first remind you to peruse BillyMasters.com – the site that clearly caters to everyone.  No matter where you are, no matter how far, I’m here for you.  Send your questions in to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Patti learns the lyrics to “Anything Goes”…in Turkish.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.