In a recent interview, Graham Norton discussed how difficult it is for gay men to find love. His analogy reminded me of a line in The Boondocks (don’t ask): “a black woman of a certain age is more likely to die in a tanning salon fire than find true love”. This tied in with a revelation from our own Raven-Symoné. She said that in order to appear “blacker” while shooting her show That’s So Raven, she used to go to a tanning salon three and four times a week. And that, dear readers, is how Graham Norton is like a black woman.