And now, a serious topic – one that has led to many sleepless nights. I’m talking about the great Scottish kilt shortage. And we’re not talking about any ol’ kilts – these are kilts for the army. When Scottish soldiers are in a ceremonial setting, they wear traditional kilts. Due to a snafu in manufacturing, soldiers have been forced to share their kilts. For those of you who know about going “full Scottish”, that is surely a sight to behold! A similar situation occurred in 2006 when there was only one kilt for every 15 soldiers. In a completely unrelated story, Scotland recently legalized gay marriage. Put that in your bagpipes and blow.