Many of you have written in asking if I have the nude photos of Calvin Harris.  The rest of you are asking, who the fuck is Calvin Harris?  He’s a DJ/singer/producer/model…because these days, if you can’t add “/model” to your title, forget it.  A website recently claimed that nude photos and a video of Calvin are being peddled to the highest bidder.  Harris immediately lawyered up and threatened to sue anyone who published such filth (which, as you know, is our birth name).  Several less-than-reputable sites have sunk so low as to take Harris’ Armani underwear photo shoot, blur out the undies, and say they are showing you censored versions of the nude photos.  So let me tell you: they are all lying.  And I’ll prove it by posting the delicious Armani shots on BillyMasters.com.  The real nude photos are candids of Harris with various women; they are not professionally photographed shots.  And in case anyone is wondering, we’ll share ’em with you should they fall into our enormous hands.