Meanwhile on Univision, openly gay style reporter Rodner Figueroa made what would be a faux pas in any language: “You all know that Michelle Obama looks like she’s from the movie Planet of the Apes!”  And E! got into a tizzy over Giuliana and Zendaya!!  Needless to say, the White House didn’t find this amusing.  Within hours, Mr. Figueroa was fired and issued a statement: “I am embarrassed, I ask forgiveness, because there is no excuse for a professional like me to make comments like this that can be misinterpreted as offensive and racist during such a volatile time in our country.”  What exactly was misconstrued?  It seems clear to me that he said Michelle looked like an ape.  Unless he meant she looked like Charlton Heston, which is even worse!