Fasten your seatbelts – it’s time for another installment of Fayewatch.  The last time we checked in on Miss Dunaway, she was being sued by the landlord of her rent-controlled apartment in New York.  That all died down, around the same time she listed her West Hollywood compound as a rental property…a deal that was only worth $4,250 a month if Faye was still living there as a latter-day Mrs. Madrigal.  But, forget it – she just sold the place for $1.45 million.  That may not sound impressive, but she only paid $315K when she bought it in 1998.

In news I can hardly believe, it’s been announced that Faye Dunaway is writing a book about her experiences making Mommie Dearest!  Yes, she’s now going to cash in on the movie that she claims ruined her career and is the bane of her existence.  I was sure this had to be an April Fool’s joke – because you know what a scamp Faye is.  But this appears to be legit – she’s signed a deal with Dey Street Books.  I’ll believe it when I see it…