Sam Harris Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hands

Another performer heading to Provincetown this summer is my bon ami Sam Harris.  Rather than wait, you can experience Sam immediately.  Until now, only a select few got to savor every delicious morsel of Sam Harris in their mouth.  But that’s all changed.  We are pleased to announce the Sam Harris Sweet Life Bar.  The milk chocolate bar also features caramel, sea salt, and dark chocolate cream.  Sam says, “I believe a little chocolate every day is the key to a sweet life!”  I’d understand if Mario Cantone made this statement, but it’s a strange sentiment to hear from a man whose mate is white as the driven snow (and congrats to the couple on their recent 20th anniversary).  You can grab this and other celebrity-named confections at SweetLosAngeles.com.

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