Award-winning director Michael Lucas has been slapped with a lawsuit by a woman whose house he rented via Airbnb.  According to Kristina Knapic, she rented out her mansion in Ojai (where I believe The Bionic Woman lived) to a woman named Anna who said she would be staying there with two friends.  Knapic alleges that Lucas showed up claiming to be Anna’s brother-in-law.  According to the complaint, the house was trashed during their stay, and she found “urine, semen and fecal matter on the linens, carpets, upholstery, walls, ceilings and in the hot tub.”  It sounds like she went through the place with one of those special blue flashlights!  She also claimed “enema kits were found throughout the house – on the floors, in the beds, in nightstand drawers and in the trash.”  How many enemas do three people need?  She also states that the hot tub was “brownish in color”.  Let us take a moment to digest that, shall we?

Lucas responded by saying the lawsuit is without merit and that Knapic is a “professional extortionist”.  He says that while he was in the mansion, she was in the guest house on the property and could see anything and everything going on.  He produced text messages indicating that the owner’s representative did a final walk-thru and found the house in good order.  Being a smart cookie, Lucas also took photos and videos of the property before and after his stay, which substantiate his claim.  He also reveals one little factoid not listed in the lawsuit – the mansion contains a “fairly well-equipped sex dungeon in the basement, complete with a sex swing, whips, chains and miscellaneous bondage paraphernalia”.  I didn’t know Sondheim owned a house in Ojai!