In a scandal closer to home, a lawsuit was filed by parishioners of a Catholic church in the Bronx who claim that Reverend Peter Miqueli has embezzled over $1 million.  Not only that, but the pilfering was allegedly used to pay for rough sex with a male prostitute!  According to the complaint, Miqueli paid $1K per session to a male escort, ironically named Keith Crist.  At one point, Crist was living in the rectory – well, most hookers end up in the rectory eventually!  The “rough sex” sessions included the priest calling Crist “Master” and drinking his urine.  I know some people take the Bible literally, but I really don’t think anyone expects you to actually ingest the body of Christ!  You can check out the body of Crist on BillyMasters.com.  This situation went public because of Crist’s “on-and-off girlfriend”.  When she threatened to blow the whistle, the reverend got her arrested for drug possession.  She sure ain’t keeping her mouth shut now.  One of her revelations is that Crist hurt his knees while having sex with the priest in a bathtub.  As Elaine Stritch used to say, “It’s not the work, it’s the stairs”.