A member of our tribe is using his power to help get Hillary Clinton elected.  Ricky Martin proclaimed Hillary is “a Latina at heart” as he launched the LGBT for Hillary group.  Supporters can join for a minimum donation of $1 by simply texting the word “RICKY” to 47246.  I’m guessing Ricky will be seeing those texts, so feel free to send any hot selfies to that number, as well.

Since we should provide equal time, a former SeaWorld employee has started a rival group called Gays for Trump.  Admittedly, it’s a small group.  Kyle Kittleson says, “Long before Hillary Clinton supported equal marriage and gay rights, Donald Trump supported equal rights for everybody.  Granted he didn’t want it to be called marriage, but he did advocate for unions with legal equal rights.”  From my cursory review of Trump’s LGBT track record, it seems he’s made conflicting statements about gay unions.  But, I’m sure he’s got lots of gay friends – Melania‘s makeup artist, his hairdresser, all of Ivanka’s friends, etc.