“Can I just ask you a question?  What the fuck does sugar tits even mean?” –
The bleeped question from Ricky Gervais to Mel Gibson at the Golden Globes.
What was his response?  “I dunno.  Ask the guy who said it, it wasn’t me.”  A likely story!

Look, I loves me some Jane Fonda as much as the next gay man.  But why does she always look so pissed off?  Perhaps she has a different sense of humor – kinda like that laugh-out-loud comedy, The Martian!  Every time the camera showed Jane, she had a martini in her hand – you’d think that would loosen her up a little.  Even the new first and second ladies of comedy, Eva Longoria and America Ferrera, couldn’t get Fonda to even chuckle!

Yes, we’re talking Golden Globes – briefly (I just got home and I’m exhausted).  If you ask me, J-Lo looked like the runner-up for Miss Universe.  Or the winner.  I can’t keep track.  I was thrilled that many of my favorite shows and people won awards.  That said, how in God’s name did Lady Gaga not only get nominated but actually win?  It does put the Pia Zadora scandal of 1982 into perspective.  And, why does she have such enormous difficulty walking?  Eh, probably because she’s used to travelling by egg!  Speaking of having trouble walking, a special shout-out to my dear Taraji – and thanks for the cookie, Cookie!