Elsewhere in Britain, Tom Cruise shocked the paps when he turned up at the BAFTA Awards with an almost-unrecognizable face.  It’s as if he’s on some sort of steroid where your face just blows up.  Or maybe he had an eye job.  His face was puffy and his eyes were small.  Cruise presented Best Film to The Revenant.  Do you know how fat your face has to be for it to be noticeable standing next to Leonardo DiCaprio?  People immediately commented online.  “Tom Cruise looks like his whole face has been stung by a million bees!”  Another wrote, “What has Tom Cruise done to his face?  Scarier than the bear in The Revenant!”