A former security guard for Elton John is suing the singer for sexual harassment.  Jeffrey Wenninger says that in 2014, John repeatedly tried to touch his genitalia.  Doesn’t he realize that’s how many of us gay men say hello?  If I were sued by everyone whose penis I’ve “mistakenly” touched, Dick Cavett would be first in line!  In one of the instances, Elton allegedly tweaked Wenninger’s nipples and said, “You gorgeous thing, you”.  Another time, Elton allegedly tried to put his hands down Jeffrey’s pants.  And on another occasion, Elton said, “Get your todger out”.  I had to look that one up.  Apparently todger means penis.  See?  This is an educational column.