“She’s a lucky girl ’cause there’s a lot of good-looking guys.
If I was gay, I’d be in paradise!” – Bachelorette contestant Daniel Maguire.
On the season premiere, Daniel is the guy who was poking male contestants in the belly button, cruising the waiters,
stripping down to his underwear to show off his body, and then jumping drunkenly in the pool.
Kinda sounds like he was in paradise.  Maybe If I Was Gay? could be the name of his spin-off.