In these troubled times when you don’t know who to trust, let me assure you that I, Billy Masters, have written each and every word of this column every week for over two decades.  Why, I was just telling my children Sasha and Malia about how this started – when their father and I were community activists in Chicago.  Hold on.  I might be channeling my inner Michelle Obama, something we all do occasionally.  Who could blame Melania for that.  Plus, Melania/Malia – they’re very similar!  While the hopeful First Lady is trying to find her way, might I suggest a niche which may fit her to a T: she can be the first First Lady to have intentionally posed topless!  Oh, sure, Jackie Kennedy was a Hustler centerfold, but at least Melania had the good sense to get paid for it.  Unless someone can prove me wrong with photos of a spread-eagle Eleanor Roosevelt (a sight precious few would ever want to see), I think Melania’s place in history is secured.  Am I the only one to note her resemblance to Caitlyn Jenner?