Here we are, days after the election, and everyone is trying to make sense of it all.  Since it’s my job to entertain you, let’s start with a fun fact: our new first lady, Melania Trump, will not be the first wife of a US president that we’ve seen naked.  Nope, that honor goes to Hustler cover girl of August 1975, Jackie Kennedy.  Prior to this explicit “spread”, some of the photos had been featured in newspapers around the world under the headline “Billion Dollar Bush”.  Allegedly, Aristotle Onassis was trying to dump Jackie and tipped off photographers as to where they could catch her naked.  He even gave them a map – to her swimming spot, not her bush!