After a long story about a British reality show, why not a story about a British reality star with a really long penis?  Brandon Myers is a very hot 19-year-old who’s been featured on MTV-UK‘s Ex on the Beach.  He’s also posted photos of his enormous penis.  So I wasn’t surprised when he posed nude for FitYoungMen.com, saying “Everyone was talking about it on Ex on the Beach.  It’s nine and a half inches, and it’s a bit like having a tripod, or a third leg.”  The site charges $57 to see his “9.5 inches of uncut beauty”.  It’s far less on BillyMasters.com.