Time for Billy’s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions,.  I love buying people calendars.  Everyone needs one and nobody buys them for themselves.  Our first choice is new to this column.  The Men of the Vet School calendar features the hunky frat boys from Cornell University‘s College of Veterinary Medicine.  If seeing a strapping shirtless stud carrying a goat doesn’t turn you on, you’re dead on the inside.  You can find them on Etsy.com.

One of our perennials is the Warwick Rowers.  The ripped rowers not only pose nude, but they raise money for Sport Allies, a group which fights homophobia in sports.  “We’re here with our boats, our oars and no clothes to show that your true identity is the best way to be.”  You might get a splinter on WarwickRowers.org.

I’m always amused by the annual calendar featuring erotic photos of Orthodox priests.  Yes, hot nude (and semi-nude) priests!  Now in its fifth year, the Romanian organizers have revealed that the models are not “necessarily” priests.  I should have been tipped off by the new anagram they’re using – PILF stands for “priests I’d like to fuck”.  The group says the calendar is “an artistic effort to creatively protest homophobia in the Orthodox Church“.  Have I mentioned these guys are HOT?  Check out Orthodox-Calendar.com.