This is it, the final installment of Billy’s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.  Our first gift is not only fashionable but practical.  Say you work with a particularly sexy colleague.  In most offices, it’s frowned upon to touch yourself (or others) inappropriately.  But that won’t be an issue if you are wearing The Jerk Shirt.  Yes, it’s exactly what you think it is.  This shirt has a built-in arm, so you can pleasure yourself without anyone being the wiser – although perhaps the 2.0 model should come equipped with a specimen bottle and a squeegee!  Proving the manufacturers are thinking of everyone, the hand comes in a variety of skin tones – light, beige, tan, and dark.  Grab one (so to speak) at TheJerkShirt.com.  And you can see a video of it in action on BillyMasters.com.