Our Ask Billy question comes from Walter in Maine: “I just saw a photo of one of those One Direction boys posing in underwear.  He looked pretty grown-up to me.  Do you have any of the pics?”

There are underwear shots, and then there are Liam Payne’s underwear shots for Hugo Boss.  I’ll let Liam explain: “I hadn’t been properly warned about the amount of nudity Mert and Marcus do in their work, let’s say…I mean it was just a room full of five or six people and a hell of a lot of tequila to get me to this level.  I was standing there and all of a sudden it was, ‘Right, OK, take them off.’  I’m like, ‘Really?  Take them off?  Off, off?  Like on-the-floor off?  Oh my God.  And there was a real hollow moment afterwards where I was sitting outside smoking a cigarette thinking, ‘I have basically just shot soft-core porn.’”  First, where did that body come from?  And let’s not even discuss the basket – which is ginormous.  Because a picture is worth a thousand words, and since I’m close to my limit, I’ll post a few thousand more at BillyMasters.com.

When Liam looks like he’s putting more than just eggs in his basket, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  With so much talent to take in, check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that’ll give you something to stroke about.  As for your questions, send them along to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before Caitlyn is dancing with a real star!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.