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Oh no – a bright light is beckoning me. I fear this is it. But, wait – a voice just said, “Billy, you’re not finished.” What does that mean? “Come back – I will finish you off.” My God – it’s Aaron Carter! Why is he reaching out to me? And what is that goop on his hand? Is it hand sanitizer? I sniff it – is this what Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina smells like? Oh, no…it’s slippery! And he’s using it on…his OnlyFans website. That flickering light isn’t the great beyond – it’s a candy striper using his tablet in post-op! And to think, I came back from the brink of death to see Aaron Carter’s naughty bits! And he’s charging $125? You can see him for far less on BillyMasters.com.
Someone else just joined OnlyFans, and he’s certainly getting the blood pumping to my nether regions. Chad Johnson – the psychopathic stud from The Bachelorette. Of course, that’s just my opinion – I’m no doctor. But I’d be happy to play doctor with Chad…although I’d have my finger on the 911 speed dial, just in case. Like Aaron, you can get a gander at Chad’s Johnson on our website.
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