Our Ask Billy question refers to someone I knew nothing about.  Frank in Baltimore asks, “What can you tell me about Joey Jay?  I found a nude photo of him and he’s mighty hot.”

This is the first I’ve heard of Joey Jay, who competes on this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race.  The dashing dude has the distinction of being the first contestant to hail from Phoenix, Arizona, and this was actually his third attempt to get on the show.  He’s 30 years old and prefers performing without a wig – instead, sporting a wisteria rinse.  The Internet tells us that he’s Jewish, but I would have figured that out from the plethora of penis pics that have been discovered, under the moniker ArizonaGayBoi.  Naturally, you can see all on BillyMasters.com.

When the carpet definitely doesn’t match the drapes, it’s time to end yet another column.  I know everyone is piling on Armie Hammer, but I’m gonna stand up for him.  Actually, I’d get on all fours for him.  Speaking of which, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve found strange men on all fours on my bed…and, as luck would have it, some of them were pageant winners!  Admittedly, not from reputable pageants.  The point is – we all have a past.  And you can check out every inch of my past, present, and future on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that could win Miss Congeniality!  If you have a question, send it off to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before someone posts a photo of what’s inside my lucky jeans!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.