Susanne’s Intruder
Yes, I’m another year older and, given the alternative, that’s fine. I didn’t purposely avoid mentioning my birthday – I simply forgot. During these Covid days, I have no concept of date or time. I thank you all for the messages, and I am grateful to be healthy. I’m no spring chicken at 52. But as Sophia Petrillo said, every year without a headstone is a milestone.
Doing television during quarantine is tricky – anything can happen. I’ve had my dog or a family member wander in during Billy Masters LIVE. But Suzanne Somers found herself in a different situation. She’s sitting on her patio, dressed in black, wearing some kinda crazy hat and veil like she was going to a royal wedding (by the way, Meghan Markle is pregnant again). Somers was in the middle of giving a makeup tutorial and talking to dozens of fans on Facebook Live. All of a sudden, she hears a noise behind her. Could it be a coyote, an antelope, Joyce DeWitt? Somers asked if someone was there. A male voice responded, “I’m here”. Suzanne then inexplicably said, “Come here” – like she was introducing her first guest. In stumbles a fan who is described as “nearly naked”. In actual fact, Aaron Carpenter was wearing underwear or a swimsuit. He said ghosts were following him – although on repeated listening, he may very well have said “goats”. He brought Suzanne a gift – a special mug. She declined, saying, “I don’t want anything”. The guy and his mug left peacefully. He was later interrogated by the police, and let go with a warning. Somewhere, Priscilla Barnes is asking law enforcement to give Aaron her address.
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