Our Ask Billy question is a throwback to last week.  Jeff in Los Angeles asks, “I can’t believe you went to London and didn’t see A Little Life.  I was sure you’d be able to get ahold of James Norton’s dick.”

That is my specialty.  But tickets to that show were harder to get ahold of than the aforementioned member.  The play has been a smash – and one must give some credit to the very sexy Norton’s nude scene, which has gotten quite a bit of attention.  “There’s still a block when it comes to male nudity, about the penis, and what it looks like, and its size and its shape – and all these things of which we as a culture are still very wary over,” says James.  He added, “We’re scared of the penis,” which has never been my experience.  “Men, I think, we’re far more obsessed with it.  I mean, women I’ve asked are like, ‘I don’t care, you know, it’s just a penis, whatever.’”  This says more about James’s than the women he’s asking.  So, sorry, we don’t have a clear shot of his penis.  We’ve got some snaps that have been somewhat censored, and I’m happy to share them on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m happy to share a penis – no matter the size – it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  While on my endless journey, I continue to update www.BillyMasters.com – the site that is proud all year long.  If you have a burning query, dash it off to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before someone finds out how many licks it takes to get to the center of Billy Masters.  Here’s a hint – the world may never know.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.